body pillows are a second-best cuddling option when you don’t have a human body to cuddle

mydeargreen:

halofarm:

avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

The pope is just so fucking chill I love it

"Gays? Sure, that Catholic Church is open to everyone"

"Aliens? Sure, the Catholic Church is open to everyone"

Modern pope for the modern world.

Seriously, though, I appreciate Pope Francis.  I am Lutheran, so I’m not under the Catholic church, but I look up to Pope Francis.  He is everything that Jesus intended.  He is tolerant and accepting of all, and cares for people as they are.  Christians of all shape and form should take note.  There are too many religious people out there trying to pass as Christian and completely missing the point.  Four for you, Pope Francis.

^^^ this.

You go Pope Francis.

beebuzzbee:

oh nooooooo

beebuzzbee:

oh nooooooo

(via udder-madness)

wordsto-remember:

- Cassandra Clare

wordsto-remember:

- Cassandra Clare

yourdisappointmentappointment:

At this point in my life, I am basically Grandpa Simpson.

(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife)

edwardspoonhands:

pleatedjeans:

via

Just a hint…
Plotting, planning, dreaming and scheming. (Or how I help myself fall asleep at night.)

Plotting, planning, dreaming and scheming. (Or how I help myself fall asleep at night.)

I JUST FIGURED OUT I CAN TAKE SNAPS BY PRESSING THE VOLUME DOWN BUTTON ON MY PHONE

MY MIND IS BLOWN

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

(via daybreakwarrior)

cracked:

If Mulan didn’t teach you something, you weren’t paying attention.
18 Adult Lessons You Missed in Famous Kids’ Shows

cracked:

If Mulan didn’t teach you something, you weren’t paying attention.

18 Adult Lessons You Missed in Famous Kids’ Shows

(via daybreakwarrior)

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

(via codegeese)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via udder-madness)

ariestess:

fuffylove:

qoyqoyi:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

this gives me hope.

if there is one person on the planet you should trust when it comes to books it’s Matilda

(via udder-madness)

midgetknitter:

lookhuman:

Women belong in the kitchen, men belong in the kitchen, everyone get in the kitchen there’s tacos in there. Who needs the patriarchy when you’ve got mexican food. Feminists and chauvinist pigs alike can all appreciate a good taco, so why don’t we all just stop fighting and be lazy and happy because food.

Tacos are good. Tacos bring peace. 

but I neeeed tacosor I will exploooode